Zay "Grey's Anatomy" sa7 ??!!

To be honest ,I'm Not sure why it took us so long to start, stress masalan, aw "masha3'el" ... ma 3aleena :)
A couple of days ago keda , I was out with some friends ... the "heeeheee" type of friends we akeed tab3an 2el kalam gaab ba3do and they started asking "what's it like being an intern ??? zay "grey's anatomy" sa7 ??? ... my answer ofcourse was ... well i guess we all know the answer ^_^ , anyways I've compiled a list of "interesting" facts about our hospital , thats to say ..the "mechanics" behind this inglorious organization we call "el-Demerdash"
The ER
Awel makan beyedkholo 2el 3ayan ... we 3'aleban (wa 2in kan dah mosh rule fe baladna) beyeb2a 2el most critical time for te patient ... 7ayah 2aw moot ya3ni , 3ashan keda dool shwayyet nasa2e7 mohemma giddan lazem ye3rafha kol 3ayan :
- Law gay lewa7dak tekshef...its best 2ennak te3addi 3ala ma3mal 2el taware2 we tegeb anbobteen wenta fel sekka , 3ashan lazem nes7ablak ma3amel ... we ma7adesh haygbhomlak (2etla3 2el matla3 we khosh yemeen ...2el ma3mal fel dawaran)
- Dakhalt tekshef ??? your BP is 300/200 !!! we kaman 3andak chest pain "ya 7abbit 3einy" !!! w Kaman 3andak sokkar !!! ,tab 2ooom ba2a bsor3a ya "sokkar" 2o2af fel taboor we2ta3 tazkara men 3and 2el me3awen 3ashan mesh hanesreflak dawa law ma2omtesh ( to be honest ... 2a7yanan law 2el momareda 2a3da ... we 3'azaletha ray2a ...momken tetala3 2el dawa 2el 2awel )
- Yalla ba2a , 2oom roo7 2el ma3mal salem 2el 2anabeeb , sorry i meant "wareehom" 2el 2anabeeb 3ashan takhod wasl , we ba3deeen 2etla3 bara henaaaaaaaak 3and 2el 2atfal 3ashan tedfa3 2el folooos fel khazna (khalee balak men anboobet 2el kemya ...de men 3'eer 3'ata)
- Le7osn 2el 7az, most patients beyeb2a ma3ahom 7ad ye3mel 2el mashaweer deeh ... waho kollo reyada we takfeer zonooob .. dah tab3an law mabetsebbish we tel3an wenta fel sekka :)
- Fee khedma keda beye3melooha fe ba3d 2el 2amaken ... 2a3taked 2esmaha "re3aya morakaza" ... dah ba2a mawdoo3 kebeeeeer awy hayeb2alo 7awadeet lewa7do ...