Monday, April 20, 2009

Friendly Critters we met in the hospital so far :)

Man and Beast living in Harmony ... in its cruelest forms , belnesba lel 3ayaneen 2el 3'alaba tab3an ^_^

Critter sightings so far :

WHISKERS THE LURKER
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Its dark and cold , the shadow of death roams the wards , screams of agony,pain and misery break the silence of night ... i walk the hallways back and forth , wandering if for a split second there i walked right through him ... wondering if that chill i felt down my spine wasn't really "ordinary" ... i sure know we've been in the same room before (you pointed that out , faker ya Sherif ??) ...
I got tired , maybe it time to rest for a while ... just for a few minutes ... sure would help me focus, i lay down and just as i start to close my eyes his voice echoes through the halls "MEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW" , i walk , make that sprint through the hall to find him there ... a cat ... a bloooooody cat !!!
La2 we mesh beynawnaw bas , da bey3'anni kaman , 2a3ed ye3'anni we yetnattat fel tor2a chasing an IV line 7ad rabethoolo fe urine bag !!! abl ma7ad yes2al ... AKEEED mosta3mal !!!
If you're interested in Whiskers , he's "3/4 a foot 9" , black-tan coat with pointy whiskers , previous sightings include 2el door 2el talet fe mostashfa 2el batna ... we fe 2esha3at bet2ool 2enno beyagool fe 2esm 2el 2ashe3a belnahar 3ashan 2el patients beyo3odo bel sa3at henakk we beyeb2a ma3ahom 2akl we tasaly :)

KATKOOT 2EL 2ESTEHBAAAL
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Yes , Saddik 2aw la toSaddik , 3andena katkooot fel 2ese2baal , can't remember exactly meen 7akaly bas as far as i can remember he sounded sincere (sorry if i don't recall exactly who told the story, law tele3 2enta ya sherif feel free to edit my post and tell the story ur way ^_^ )
Heyya deh masr ya 3abla , 2al 2eih ...2el 3ommal fel mostashfa beyrabbo ferakh we katakeet , ana bardo kont 7asses 2en fee 7aga 3'alat , kol kam yoom 2ala2eelak nayeb merawa7 be kartoonit beeed , walla 3arabeyaat 2akl 2el patients 2elly malyana beed masloo2 (2allahomma la 7asad) wa2oool yarabbi tab meneee koll dah ... 2atary 2ell mostashfa mashya bel 2ektefa2 2el zaty ... we kaman tela2eehom beybee3o fel soo2 barra :)
Anyways as the currently annonymous source explains , 2el katkoot dakhal fel 2ooda we 2el dakatra 2a3ado yela3booh :) ... 3ASH :D

SHA3RAWY THE PEEPING-TOM MOUSE
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Not really my story to tell , considering 2en its an author's story , fill it out ba2a will ya ;) ???
I'll take it from here thank you very much :)
it was a night shift, and my friends and I were hanging in the "conference room" in batna 2. it was kinda hot so I slid the windows open and opened the doors (which 3amm gamal insists on closing everytime) and just sat there to enjoy the breeze...
it was when the junior resident walked in and whisper/screamed "Close that window, there's a mouse in the area! we saw it in here yesterday!!!"

it's funny how excited I got when she told me about the mouse, I don't care what anybody says about mice being disgusting and carriers for I don't know how many diseases, I think mice are cute (I like anything that has big eyes and fur)
so we waited for the mouse to show up, me and another friend who owns 11 dogs and a cat and who I think shares the same fondness for creatures with big eyes and fur....
again we were left in a room with closed windows and a door that 3amm gamal wouldn't leave open for 10 minutes. so, we turned on the ancient AC and decided to tolerate the cheesy smell...
only when the AC was on that we started hearing squeaking and scratches, and when we looked up there he was, a little brown/grey fur ball with HUGE eyes and popped up ears!!!
he stood still on the AC for a while, checking us out, and us checking him out, then he skittered from the AC to a pipe that leads to the window, when he found it closed, he skittered back to the AC.
he stayed with us the whole shift, he never changed his route from the AC to the pipe and back again, he never tried to go to the window again. and everytime he stopped still he'd just look at us and prop his ears to the "psst psst" sounds we made at him...
after a long and tiresome debate we all agreed to call him "sha3rawy", the only reason we didn't call him "Ragab" which is a pretty good name if you ask me, is that the head nurse in batna 2 is called "ragab" :S bummer
"sha3rawy" still roams the batna hallways, but his headquarters lie in the conference room where we spend our shifts and where 3amm gamal sleeps...

Well thats it for now , follow up later for more interesting "close-encounters"

1 comment:

  1. your problem can be fixed in 2 seconds , get whiskers the lurker men el door el talet we t7oto ma3 el mouse fel conference room , yozbot el ada2 ma3 sha3rawy ba3den nazelo el este2bal y7aly bel katkoot , el mwdo3 sahl gedan ya maw

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